What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?